Ninth Pattern ; video

[hikaruorkaoru]

[Between make-up and natural recovery, Hikaru looks pretty good now. Definitely not like he got a beat down awhile ago. He looks at the camera, one brow arched.]

So. 'Bout that whole. "Evil Valentine's Day" thing people kept going on and on and on about...

This was kind of anti-climactic, y'know?

I mean. Seriously. Nothing.

Booooring.

[Someone doesn't know not to tempt fate, obviously.]

Comments

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[hikaruorkaoru]

But the mistletoe was fun!

[Video]

[materiathief]

No it wasn't!

I spent all those days avoiding everything just to have it pop up out of no where!

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Kaoru and I made it a game.

[Video]

[materiathief]

I don't know who that is, but that's not right.

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Kaoru's my brother.

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[materiathief]

...That makes it weirder.

[Video]

[hikaruorkaoru]

...Why? The journals tallied it for us, so.

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[materiathief]

Kissing shouldn't be made into a game.

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[hikaruorkaoru]

If you're gonna have to do it, might as well make it fun!

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[materiathief]

Not everyone can do that.

[It's awkward. She's managed to escape without a first real kiss.]

[Video]

[hikaruorkaoru]

Well, that's not our fault. Just because we're brilliant and creative.

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[materiathief]

...And a little weird.

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Is not.

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[materiathief]

Yeah it is.

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[hikaruorkaoru]

How is it weird? Because we're confident enough to not be weirded out kissing people?

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[materiathief]

Yep, that's mostly why. [Not gonna lie. It's just weird to her.]

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Soooo. You have low self-esteem. And to make yourself feel better, you blame other people for being weird. Sounds like a problem you should see a therapist about.

[He's an asshole.]

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[materiathief]

Wrong as can be, calling people weird is better than other words I could've used, and it's not a problem. I just don't think like you do.

[She's known worse.]

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Still way low self-esteem you're trying to hide by insulting other people. Tsk.

[Pot, kettle. Color is up for discussion.]

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[materiathief]

[Oh cue the laughing.]

You must have low self-esteem if you think 'weird' is an insult!

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[hikaruorkaoru]

Yeah, 'cause you totally meant it as a compliment. Oh, let me guess. It was totally 'neutral commentary,' which doesn't actually exist but if it makes you feel better--

Yeah, sure, whatever.