Hikaru Hitachiin (
hikaruorkaoru) wrote2014-02-14 07:56 pm
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Ninth Pattern ; video
[Between make-up and natural recovery, Hikaru looks pretty good now. Definitely not like he got a beat down awhile ago. He looks at the camera, one brow arched.]
So. 'Bout that whole. "Evil Valentine's Day" thing people kept going on and on and on about...
This was kind of anti-climactic, y'know?
I mean. Seriously. Nothing.
Booooring.
[Someone doesn't know not to tempt fate, obviously.]
So. 'Bout that whole. "Evil Valentine's Day" thing people kept going on and on and on about...
This was kind of anti-climactic, y'know?
I mean. Seriously. Nothing.
Booooring.
[Someone doesn't know not to tempt fate, obviously.]
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Definitely.
It works better with carpet. You build up static electricity, which passes to your brain, and makes you better understand the weird way things work here.
[He actually says all this with a straight face, very intently.]
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There's a carpet here! [Though she's still staying in the welcome center, so it's going to take some time for her to move some of the furniture around in the room she's staying in so she can actually perform a roll.] Please wait a moment, I'll let you know when I'm ready to roll with it.
[Erica gives the journal a determined nod before she starts moving some furniture around, starting by pushing her bed as far up against the wall as she can get it.]
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[Which is as good an excuse as any to close the journal temporarily, go into the kitchen, and laugh like a maniac. Until he cries, actually.
That done, able to control himself again, he fixes himself a cup of coffee and returns to the journal, opening it again.]
Okay, back!
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[With a smile, Erica sets up the journal on the floor so it can catch her doing her roll. There's no way she'll crash into any furniture now with how spaced out everything is!
With a count down from three, Erica crouches down and goes into a forward roll! While she doesn't manage to hit any furniture, she does manage to slam her head into the wall when she comes out of the roll instead. Crying out, Erica falls back and knocks the journal over as she flops onto the carpet.]
I... I did it!? [She's torn between laughing sheepishily and whining as she rubs the new bump on her head. Ow.]
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[Hikaru gives a big, big grin, managing not to laugh outright. But, oh, Lord, it's funny. So, so funny. This is exactly what he needed!]
Now, if you do that once a day for a week, you should be just fine!
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[If this roll was anything to go off of then that sounds like it's going to hurt. A lot. But if she ends up understanding this place better as a result of her rolling then it'll all be okay.]
It will all be worth it in the end, so for that reason I will keep on rolling! Did you have to go through the same thing when you first showed up here as well?
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[And sure enough, Erica picks up her journal and pushes her face so close to it that it's hard to seeing anything else. Enjoy that smile Hikaru, you earned it!]
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Hey, consider us totally even. You've made my day, really.
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[Even if Hikaru says they're even, Erica will be remembering all of his help today. She will have to do something special in future to thank him properly, after she's gotten used to rolling with everything here that is.]
Well then, the next time I find someone who isn't sure what is going on I'll be sure to pass on your advice. A lot of people could benefit from it!
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[Easy marks are like candy for Hikaru. And, oh, he'll remember this. After all, he's been looking for a new toy or two, and this seems like the perfect opportunity.]
You'll have to let me know how they do.
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[And if it turns out that they aren't doing well you can give them more advice to help them out! She'll definitely be sure to tell Hikaru if she manages to help anyone else roll with it.]