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Ninth Pattern ; video

[Between make-up and natural recovery, Hikaru looks pretty good now. Definitely not like he got a beat down awhile ago. He looks at the camera, one brow arched.]

So. 'Bout that whole. "Evil Valentine's Day" thing people kept going on and on and on about...

This was kind of anti-climactic, y'know?

I mean. Seriously. Nothing.

Booooring.

[Someone doesn't know not to tempt fate, obviously.]

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Or maybe you need to face facts about what you totally are.

I happen to be a well respected company president thank you. You on other hand seem to be some snot nosed person who thinks he can get on his high horse and act like he's the best thing since sliced bread.

I'm also the future co-head of a fashion empire and major video game design company. Sooo. Yeah. Company president doesn't impress me like you think it's going to.

[...Wait hold up. Hold it. A fashion empire? Okay, that could help his sister out a lot. But he does bring up one question.]

...Wait fashion empire? You wouldn't happen to know my sister would you? Her name's Bulla.

Oh! Yeah. I know Bulla. We're in the fashion club here together.

[You better not be hitting on his sister or else!! Still, this reeks of suspicion at least to him.]

You're in her fashion club together huh? I mean it sounds like you two have an interest in it.

Yeah. She's been over to our apartment. I'm helping her learn to design clothes and sew.

She's...been over to your apartment. Learning to sew and design clothes.

[Oh god the images in his mind. No Trunks, don't let your thoughts go that deep. Even if right now he's so close to wanting to find where this guy lives.]

Yeah.

[Hikaru.

Older brother.

Alert, alert. Don't be stupid.

But, ah, when has he ever listened to that voice?]

Just her, me, and my brother.

[AND NOW HE'S SUDDENLY THINKING EVEN WORSE. OH NO. HIS BABY SISTER. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? IT'S JUST SEWING, RIGHT? JUST. SEWING.]

You have a brother huh? And the three of you have been sewing in your apartment alone.

[He's trying not to freak out right now so hard. But he's twitching at the very least.]

An identical twin brother.

We do everything together.

[Yes. He knows how that sounds. He means it to sound like that.]

[Hikaru is going to give Trunks a heart attack soon enough because oh boy is he getting even antsy.]

Everything? Absolutely everything?

Everything.

[Twitch. Twitch. Oh Hikaru you're making a terrible mistake right now.]

I should hope it's just the two of you and not including my little sister.

It would be rude to say no to company, wouldn't it?

[What's that? The bear has big scary claws and teeth? That's nice. Poke poke poke.]

[This bear is thinking he wants to tackle you to the ground and claw your eyes out. But of course he's going to keep calm because he doesn't want to lose his temper.]

Not to the type of company you're looking at having. Why don't you and your brother find some other girl to have company with? And not my little sister.

Because Bulla's not bad to hang out with? And she's pretty talented, too. Still needs a lot of work, but she's not bad.

[Which is all high praise from a Hitachiin, actually.]

Bulla doesn't need to be roped into your type of company. So leave her out of it. No matter how much you three might supposedly be "sewing" together, I'm sure that's not what you two are looking for in her at all.

[He's going there because really, you've pushed him to that point.]

[And now Hikaru will go wide-eyed and innocent. Blinking at the camera a few times in a clearly exaggerated manner.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't play dumb or innocent with me, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Hikaru, look at what you've done.]

Nope.

All I said was that I was helping Bulla learn to sew, and she hangs out with me and Kaoru.

I'm not going to keep arguing with a snot nosed kid like you, so you get off with a warning. If I ever see you or your brother even looking at my sister the wrong way you'll regret it.

[She thought she felt a headache coming on. Then she sees this conversation.]

Trunks, there's nothing else going on with Hikaru, Kaoru and I other than sewing lessons and Fashion Club.

[Hikaru can't help but just smile.]

Exactly. We've been nothing but gentlemen, isn't that right?

[...Okay, that might not be totally true. Because, as demonstrated, he can be a jackass. But. Hey.]

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capsulepresident - 2014-02-21 06:58 (UTC) - Expand

[Vegeta is just watching this and giving Hikaru a slow clap because that's a pretty good troll and he's enjoying every second of this.

Because seriously what the hell is Hikaru and his brother going to do to his Saiyan daughter who could punch them both through a wall.]

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